Inspired by a recent email, forwarded to me by a friend, from a Bush supporter, and in the spirit of South Park's underpants gnomes, I hereby present the Bush administration's plan for fighting Islamic fundamentalist terrorism:
- Invade Iraq.
- ???
- Freedom!!!!
Here is the expanded plan:
- Invade Iraq, alienate allies, tie up military indefinitely in occupation, politicize intelligence-gathering process, underfund first responders in America, ignore Afghanistan, weaken UN nuclear inspections regime, radicalize Muslims around world by promoting torture and rape of subjugated Iraqis.
- ???
- Freedom!!!!
UPDATE: via Google, I see that I'm not the first person to make this comparison, though only a few have put it equally succinctly.
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