A: His major lines are vastly improved when you add the suffix "in bed". For example, in last year's Star Trek movie:
- (To Uhura): "I need everyone to continue performing admirably. In bed."
- (To himself): "Do yourself a favor: put aside logic, and do what feels right. In bed."
- (To himself): "As my customary farewell would seem oddly self-serving, I will simply say: Good luck. In bed."
- (To Kirk): "I will not allow you to lecture me about the merits of emotion. In bed."
- Kirk: "You know, traveling through time, changing history... that's cheating."
Spock: "A trick I learned from an old friend. In bed."
- Spock: "Furthermore, you have failed to understand the purpose of the test."
Kirk: "Enlighten me again."
Spock: "The purpose is to experience fear, fear in the face of certain death, to accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one's crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain. In bed."
- Bones: "You know, back home we have a saying: 'If you wanna ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prized stallion in the stable.'"
Spock: "A curious metaphor, doctor, as a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential. In bed."