We have unnamed world leaders who somehow have reached out to John Kerry and have prayed and have urged him to win. The whole world wants Kerry to win. The fact is, he's probably telling the truth. I'll bet there are a lot of world leaders who would love to have a pacifist, ago knifing intellectual flip-flopping phony baloney, plastic banana, good-time rock 'n' roller in the White House for a change, people like Kim Jong ll, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Yasser Arafat, Father Aristide, "Baby Doc" Duvalier, Slobodan Milosevic. And I'll tell you who the number one guy, who has no doubt reached out to Kerry - Saddam Hussein.
I'm sure this quote's numerous factually incorrect characterizations have been thoroughly dissected on the Daily Kos comments by now, but I just have to say that this made me burst out laughing. What is a "plastic banana good time rock 'n roller", anyway, and why would Kim Jong Il want one in the White House? Is this some kind of bizarre Andy Warhol/Velvet Underground reference?