Saturday, August 07, 2004

Bush administration's plan for fighting terrorism

Inspired by a recent email, forwarded to me by a friend, from a Bush supporter, and in the spirit of South Park's underpants gnomes, I hereby present the Bush administration's plan for fighting Islamic fundamentalist terrorism:

  1. Invade Iraq.
  2. ???
  3. Freedom!!!!

Here is the expanded plan:

  1. Invade Iraq, alienate allies, tie up military indefinitely in occupation, politicize intelligence-gathering process, underfund first responders in America, ignore Afghanistan, weaken UN nuclear inspections regime, radicalize Muslims around world by promoting torture and rape of subjugated Iraqis.
  2. ???
  3. Freedom!!!!

UPDATE: via Google, I see that I'm not the first person to make this comparison, though only a few have put it equally succinctly.

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